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If your body sent internal memos like a corporation

Your body drives you nuts a lot. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could micromanage all the parts of your body the way your faceless corporation micromanages you? You know, by sending you cold, lawyer approved memos. Here’s what that might look like. If you have a memo you want to send you your body,…

How Barry Trotz impacted MY game

While a pro team losing a head coach is always inevitable, I think NHL hockey in Nashville is going to feel this for a while. Barry Trotz is the reason people in Nashville love hockey, and in my case, he personally went out of his way to deliver.  He fostered not only my love for…

Jimmy Fallon Will Someday Be As Lame As You Thought Jay Was

Let’s just put to bed a couple of things that have been going around social circles about the Late Night switch-up. Preface: I’ve been know to roll my eyes at Jimmy Fallon, but over the years I’ve matured and I’ve grown to appreciate comedy for what it is: comedy. If people enjoy it, its working….

Coca-Cola is Multi-National

You’re a hypocrite if you think the Coca-Cola ad that aired during the Super Bowl was offensive, but you may not know why. Hear me out… By now I’m pretty sure we’ve all at least seen the ad Coca-Cola aired during the big game on Feb. 3rd.  It features “America the Beautiful” being sung in…

List: 9 Things You Should Know About Lists

Here’s a lists of things you should know about the lists people have been ruining Facebook with.  If you have been taking note of what you’ve seen on Facebook lately you’ve noticed a shit ton of “lists”.    Things like “27 Signs You’re a Kid of the 90’s” or “Top 13 Reasons We Love Farting”….

A World Address

Ryan Ben has given me a unique opportunity. I have the chance to speak to everyone in the world, live on television. I mean, that’s kind of what a blog is right?! Wrong. Anyway, getting the chance to bend the ear of everyone in the world is an important opportunity that should be respected and…

How Do You Use Toilet Paper- A Prank Call

Well, how do you use it?  Did you know that companies put an 800 number on their products?  They say that if you have any questions or comments to give them a call.  I always thought that was weird.  If someone is eating cheez-its and they think, “hey I need to call them and tell…

Coffee and Ben Russell

  This weekend the American improv community will lose one of my favorite performers.  No one can perform like him and the fact is no one else ever will.  As a fan of comedy and gleeful performance, my comedy loins will sorely miss Benjamin Michael Russell. As a performer you have to look up to…

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